Diligent Student Gifts

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Parental Role Model

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

I love Music.

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

Praying for a place at university.

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

Rob The Grinder reading with Captain Cuttle

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."