Dedicated Learner Gifts

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Computer Room.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'