Dedicated Learner Mugs

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Computer Room.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'