Dedicated Achiever Mugs

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Pull and all nighter...

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."