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'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Pull and all nighter...

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'