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"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He's a real high flyer!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

Succeed.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'