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'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Butterfly Woman

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

I heart my bum.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

'That was my first ever kill.'

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

Belo Verticale...Belo Horizonte

'That was the first dollar I ever made, but we had to pay for groceries last month.'

Bermondsey

Proud parent and honor roll student.

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."