Optimistic Achiever T-Shirts

You are more than your job description.

"I'm down to my original hat size."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"Things are looking up!"

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Always expect the best

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste