Optimistic Achiever Gifts

You are more than your job description.

"I'm down to my original hat size."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Always expect the best

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

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