Optimistic Opportunist Gifts

Instant winner trash can

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

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