Optimistic Opportunist Pillows

Instant winner trash can

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Always expect the best

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"