Optimistic Overachiever Gifts

'With all these arms and legs, I should be able to do something better with my life.'

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Back to work...

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Genius Envy

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'They're a very successful family.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Too big to fail

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"You're late, Myers!"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'That's your report card and might I add you need to try a little harder.'

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."