Overachiever Enthusiast Gifts

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Brights: A school for parents with special needs.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Go! Means NOW!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Genius Envy

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Too big to fail

'They're a very successful family.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"