Overachiever Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Brights: A school for parents with special needs.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Overjumpers

Go! Means NOW!

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Genius Envy

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'They're a very successful family.'

Too big to fail

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."