Decorated Achiever Mugs

'I got that one for getting this one.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Jumping Man

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

High Five

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Physicist in restaurant.

Graduate of 2021

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Employee of the Month - male.

Graduate.

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

"Well, Timmy is a raven: they are always very smart! You being second is a great achievement!"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Since he lost his job I try to keep him busy around the house."

Hole in Onesie.

"No mention of her serve."

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."