Achievement Champions Mugs

High Five

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

GCSEs

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Physicist in restaurant.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

'Well, we made it.'

Elf of the Month

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Employee of the Month - male.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'