Accomplishment Achievers Mugs

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

U of Debt

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

The rope to success.

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Jumping Man

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'He's a real high flyer!'

First Prize!

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

High Five

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.