Accomplishment Achievers T-Shirts

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

U of Debt

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

GCSEs

The rope to success.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'He's a real high flyer!'

First Prize!

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."