Accomplishment Achiever T-Shirts

Employee of the Month - male.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

GCSEs

Let's Celebrate

The rope to success.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Jumping Man

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's a real high flyer!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

High Five

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."