Goal Achievers T-Shirts

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

Let's Celebrate

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

Jumping Man

'He's a real high flyer!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

Woman and scales.

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'