Fitness Goal Achievers T-Shirts

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

Let's Celebrate

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Strive to win!

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Body Building

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!