'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'
Fitness Goal Setter T-Shirts
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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"I'd say we were pretty much on target."
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'
Reach for the Star.
"Do you guys serve beer?"
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
'My feet are killing me.'
'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'
Dog Walking Services
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Relax. I just had a vitamin."
'Well, well, well...'
Yoga for Alcoholics
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
Muscles
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
"This feels like an accomplishment."
'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'
Be Healthy
Turn, turn and turn.
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Fitness Goal Setter Mugs
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Fitness Goal Setter Prints
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