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"I'm serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions when in one year and out the other."

New Year's Resolutions: 1. Be more decisive. 2. Ummmm...

Your portfolio looks fine. It's your dreams we need to talk about.

"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

Good intentions last a month on average

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'

'I'm really serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions were always in one year and out the other.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Early retirement is an OK long-term goal, Kevin, but most folks need to get a job first."

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"We can't afford long term planning. We may not even be here tomorrow."

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop putting things off.'

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

New Year's Resolutions.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

My Goal: The Hamptons

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Target your customer.

'This year target was turning 100% of leads into sales, next years target is 105%.'

"That's the problem these days. No one does any long term thinking."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."