Fitness Goal Achievers Pillows

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Let's Celebrate

The rope to success.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"