Fitness Goals Achiever Pillows

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

The rope to success.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Let's Celebrate

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Strive to win!

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

January Joiner

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."