Fitness Goals Achiever Mugs

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Let's Celebrate

The rope to success.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Strive to win!

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

January Joiner

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!