Achievement Enthusiast Mugs

"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."

'Well, we made it.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

'Have you been in long?'

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

Butterfly Woman

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

GCSEs

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"It's a long term goal."

High Five

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

Desk at the Horizon

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"