Diploma Devotees Gifts

Esteemed Vegetables

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Nato Membership

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'What a control freak!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The Deal of a Century

The next drone flight

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"New world order"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

The Controversial Octopus

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."