Diploma Devotee Gifts

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Nato Membership

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'What a control freak!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The next drone flight

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

The Deal of a Century

Books on running a successful school,

No room to hang his diploma.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."