Degree Enthusiast Pillows

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

WHEW!

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Scarcity

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Lessons in Prehistory.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."