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'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

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'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Imagine

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No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Subatomic particles

The world's most unemployable family

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'What's wrong with you?'

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

The institute.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Blue wine

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

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