Degree Dilemma Enthusiast Pillows

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a reason for you to live, Al. I blame it on the fact that I got my medical degree from Trump University.

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

WHEW!

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

Brain vs heart

The angel and the devil.