Modern Dilemma Enthusiast Pillows

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Tasting Zoo

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

Brain vs heart

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

The angel and the devil.

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"Can you recover deleted texts?"