Modern Dilemma Enthusiast Pillows

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Tasting Zoo

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

The angel and the devil.

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Brain vs heart

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

"Can you recover deleted texts?"

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."