Modern Dilemma Appreciator Pillows

"What can I do? I'm not cut out to be a hunter and I'm too lazy to be a gatherer!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Excellent napkin.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'He's an abstract painter.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Nude Descending a Staircase

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Brain vs heart

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

Scenic Route.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'He's terrified of heights.'