Problem Solver Appreciator Pillows

Today's Problems, Tomorrow's Problems and Ready-Made Answers.

Problems Solved $50. Ah, thank you, my problem is solved!

"So there's a hole in the shirt now. . . I got the stain out didn't I?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Innovative

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.