Therapy Appreciator Pillows

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

Caption Contest TK

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'You say you have suicidal tendencies? In that case I need payment in advance.'

Aethel the Analyzed.

"My husband says my dressings don't make me look fat, but my big buns do."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Couples' therapy

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'On the plus side, I give my thanks this Thanksgiving that I'm not a turkey. On the minus side...'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."