Problem Solver Aficionado Pillows

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

Early Tech Support

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

A spy peering round the corner.

Business Confusion

Umbrella Roof

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Problem Solver Wanted

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'