Algorithm Appreciator Pillows

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Final words on gravestones.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"My kid could do that."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Mathematician on the couch.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"I just love your use of lying"

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

A toaster plays fetch

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Things you should know about...

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"