Ai Appreciator Pillows

"My kid could do that."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Surreal ale

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Edvard Grieg.

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'