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'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"My kid could do that."

Men dancing

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Teenage Shakespeare

Edvard Grieg.

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

The Lights

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Couple in Grey

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"We need any eggs?"

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Perpetual Motion.

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."