Graduation Enthusiast Pillows

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Now Firing.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

A credit to his species...

WHEW!

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Graduate

Each one respresents another honor.

"It's a tuition bill."

'The Graduate' updated.

Graduating from an online university.