Graduation Ceremony Enthusiast Pillows

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'Hmph. College kids.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Obedience School Graduation.

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Happy Graduation

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'We have to pay back our loans?'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."