Graduation Celebration Lover Pillows

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

Graduation day at Cowboy School

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'