Graduation Ceremony Enthusiast Gifts

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

'We have to pay back our loans?'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.