Graduation Day Lover Gifts

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

U of Debt

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

His Master's Thesis.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

DACA

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

Student Debt