Graduation Day Lover Gifts

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Eternal Student.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

U of Debt

Graduates on their phones

His Master's Thesis.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Day one, post grad

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Now Firing.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'