Graduation Day Dreamers Gifts

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Now Firing.

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Graduate Job Openings

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

Clothes Make the man...

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Their son was in a class of his own.

Esteemed Vegetables

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Graduate

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

'The Graduate' updated.