Graduation Enthusiasts Gifts

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

A credit to his species...

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate