Graduation Enthusiasts Mugs

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

I've been looking forward to this moment for years but always pictured it much differently.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Graduates on their phones

Day one, post grad

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

A credit to his species...

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Their son was in a class of his own.