Graduation Humor Fans Mugs

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Graduation Day At A Party School

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Put 'er there!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.