Graduation Jokesters Mugs

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Graduation Day At A Party School

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Homework eating dogs

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate